Dr. Seuss and the tea party

OK, OK, I realize I'm straying far from this blog's purpose, but this takeoff on Dr. Seuss was forwarded to me by Joe and is too cute to pass up:

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
Or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.

I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this change and hope.
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!

Go Green - Recycle Congress in 2010!